WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny “heroine” (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.
*Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.*
Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.
Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.
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Holly’s 5 Star Review
Let’s start off with the WARNING. You MUST pay attention to it. It’s not just there to fill space you know 😉 If you read the warning and think in anyway you might feel offended by this book (which I have no doubt some people out there will) then please don’t waste your time by reading it. But if like me, you can’t resist a book with a warning and were intrigued to see what the book would bring then I would tell you to absolutely read this book!
I bought the book because the WARNING had me laughing so bad! And once I stared the book I carried on laughing right until the end. The main character Letty has a, shall we say ‘unique’ way with words, and I love her for it. She’s a foul mouthed and filthy rock chick who meets and falls for a sexy piece of ass dubbed ‘Shades’. And speaking of ass . . . there is a LOT of anal sex which I thought would make me cringe but it was so freaking hot!! You may not believe me. I probably wouldn’t have believed me either but once you’ve read it you will see what I mean. This is one of the hottest, smuttiest (is that even a word?) books I think I’ve ever read and I loved every second of it.
I love the relationships and witty banter between both Letty and Shades, and each of the bands. There are characters that you will want to party with and characters that you will want to high five in the face with a chair but all of them will have you wanting to read more. And of course let’s not forget the fact that this is a book about some kickass rockers! They havethe best band name ever and when they’re performing, you get the thrills and excitement flowing through you as if you were actually there watching the show yourself.
If like me you can’t get enough of this awesome group of rockers, then you’re in luck because BEATS – the story of Jinx, Toombs and Rax – is now available. If you want a break from reading about billionaire CEOs and virginal damsels in distress then STRINGS is the book for you.
Be prepared for STRINGS to rock your mother-effing face off!!!